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Social Services
Oct 10th, 2008, 4:54pm
 
Boy goes to Social Services and tells them he has no where to live. "What about your parents?", "no, they beat me" says the boy.  
 
"What about your grandparents?" "no, they beat me even harder".  
 
"Well where do you wanna stay then?" says the Social Worker. "EVERTON" says the boy. "They dont beat anyone".....
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Reply #1 - Oct 10th, 2008, 4:54pm
 
A 31 yr old woman was sexually assaulted with a hoover nozzle last night and left for dead. Police say although she's in intensive care, she is pickin up nicely!
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