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That sudan stuff
Mar 12th, 2005, 8:53pm
 
Customer:        Can I have some Worcester sauce please mate...
Shop Keeper:     Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.
Customer:        Oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings?
Shop Keeper:     That's the same mate, cancer scare
Customer:        Hamburger Relish?
Shop Keeper:     Cancer scare
Customer:        Sausage and Mash?
Shop Keeper:     Cancer scare
Customer:        Cottage Pie?
Shop Keeper:     Aye, ..no wait, cancer scare.
Customer:        They're all off the shelves because of a cancer
scare?
Shop Keeper:     Yup.
Customer:        That's mad, I'll have a packet of fags then.
Shop Keeper:     No bother.  5.25 please  Shocked Shocked Shocked
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Re: That sudan stuff
Reply #1 - Mar 13th, 2005, 9:45pm
 
Nice one m8 that is brilliant
 
and how true.
 
Regards Rob
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