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how to avoid the flu (Read 6206 times)
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how to avoid the flu
Nov 4
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, 2004, 12:02pm
How to avoid the flu
Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin c.
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
Walk for at least hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.
Get plenty of rest.
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
OR .... You can take the doctors office approach. Think about it, when you go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol. Why? Because alcohol kills germs. So......
I walk to the pub (exercise),
I put lime in my lager (fruit),
celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies),
drink on the bar patio (fresh air),
get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest).
The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs can't get you!!!!
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Re: how to avoid the flue
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Nov 4
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, 2004, 5:05pm
think im to late m8, flued up big time at the min but reckon the alcohol idea is worth a try to kill the germs,
so im off to the fridge for an early start on the road to recovery.
glovepot
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Nov 4
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A bottle of Malt a day keeps the Flu bug away..
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Nov 5
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Hi m8
Put on some paper pants on your head will warm you up
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Nov 5
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ROFLMAO
Not forgot that chris classic M8.
H.
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Nov 5
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Might be worth reminding the members as I think it will have been erased by now :'(
T
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Nov 5
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i must have missed that as well. what was it?
any chance of posting again.
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Nov 5
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Well the alcohol bit works. I am always too bladdered to remember/care if I have the flu.
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Nov 5
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Found it ROFLMAO
Quote from crobin57
on Feb 2
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Hi m8s'
@belmando 1 hi m8, this is bad news, But I have some advice for him.
Aftert being in hospital for more than a week, you start getting a bit horney, so beware.
Do Not fall asleep on top of the blankets, I did this and woke up I had a rigid fcuking hard on. And it was afternoon visiting time. I was so embarassed. 8)
No coments from haga please. 8)
Another piece of advice before you go to the theatre.
The nurse pulled the curtains around my bed and brought in a clean gown the things that show your arse.
and another object. So I put the clean gown on plus the other object. I had never been in hospital, so I did not know. Anyway I undrew the curtain and the whole ward started laughing at me. So I said what you lot laughing at, git's ?
They said that the paper underpants was not a hat. I could have died on the spot. rotflao
Sorry Chris (NOT)
H.
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Nov 5
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that must have been a sight to behold.
cheers
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Nov 7
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, 2004, 9:47pm
Still a classic - wasn;t there a follow up from somebody else too m8?
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YES T i think it was Chris again
quote author=crobin57 link=board=viplou;num=1044121631;start=15#23 date=02/04/03 at 12:35:57]Hi m8's
Did you have to have a suppository?
Had to get the dictionary out for that one. "A solid medication inserted into the rectum and left to melt".
How many m8's have had one of those, Fcuking Hell I have
I'm sure the Big Black Nurse who inserted this object up my arse was a racist.
Everybody new I was having this procedure done, so when my name was mentioned everbody cheered. I was taken to a room that was the furthest away from the toilets. When it was first inserted it was quite pleasant, then the bitch ramed it home, and I screamed a little.
My next problem was getting from the room to the toilets without shiting my pants. The git's in the ward were laughing there b*llocks off. But I was on a mission. Had to get to the toilet. Once securely on the seat then you can start laughing your self.
Well my instructions were do not sh*t for 20 mins, by christe was I sweating. But I came out of the toilet feeling like a new man. 8)
Another tale from my history in Hospital.
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H.
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Nov 7
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, 2004, 10:24pm
Or was it steves (Haga) little miss hap with his slippers
you are thinking about.
H.
Ps just done a quick search but couldn`t find it
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Nov 7
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Something to do with glue if I remember rightly?
LOL
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