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MY THOUGHTS ON SATELLITE PORN (Read 15259 times)
Hokey
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MY THOUGHTS ON SATELLITE PORN
Jul 28
th
, 2003, 12:20pm
God, it's ages since I watched Ultra Blue, Sex View and SCT.
Who remembers their schedules? Ultra Blue was the best; they had all the kinky stuff on like transsexuals and big black *****.
SCT and Sex View were the worst. SCT showed crappy videos recorded on a Betamax video, and Sex View only showed compilations from the early 1990s.
But people used to and still do, pay for this rubbish. I think a good porn channel should show at least 5 new films per week, or else they're just taking the mick of out of subscribers.
Having that said Ultra Blue was a good adult channel, I must admit it got to a stage when I used to put the video on at 8pm, set it to LP and forget about it until the morning.
When I'd get up, I'd have my breakfast and think about the tape!
It was always disappointing. I could whiz through six hours of porn filth in ten minutes.
There is only a certain amount of satellite sex I can take, unless there is humour attached.
Hokey.
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BUNTER
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Re: MY THOUGHTS ON SATELLITE PORN
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Jul 28
th
, 2003, 1:18pm
another member who knows and tells how it was we both got into sat tv, if there was no porn I do not think I would have got in to this subject matter at all 8) 8) 8)
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Jul 28
th
, 2003, 4:22pm
Hi M8's
Still prefer the old confession films and carry on collection, good clean fun and use your imagination.
gonawayuk
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Hokey
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Jul 28
th
, 2003, 5:31pm
Surely it cannot cost a lot for the likes of Sex View and SCT to provide a decent schedule, though. Movies can't be that expensive to show, surely.
The way the current crop of adult channels stands, I would never pay for an official subscription. I was ripped off once with Eros TV which was on air for two months, yet I paid up front £130 for a 12 month subscription. I felt a complete idiot. :'(
Hokey.
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Jul 28
th
, 2003, 10:26pm
And as they say: The last sucker isn't born yet.
gorth 8) 8) 8)
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I am not as good as I once was, but am good once as I ever was.
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Hokey
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Jul 30
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, 2003, 12:33pm
@Gorth, yeah, there is a very long queue of suckers paying £150 to see what Sex View is like.
I pity them.
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Jul 30
th
, 2003, 3:49pm
also on me, it was on of the reasons why satellite thing became a really nice hobby to me.
Once there was a guy, i met him first in the public news net, later he emailed me: "U want to know how it goes with porn on satellites? I show U the way how thousands of porn channels sounds to U!!!" .... and this guy was Our honest Mr. Bunter from Aberdeen. 8) 8) 8) I've to thank him very much. In the first time he was my personal teacher about all the difficult satellite things. and i know i was such astonished as i heard the first time about "auto updating goldcards".
another thing is a little anecdote about the Ultra Blue channel (i my opinion the very best of all of them): the night after september eleven, it was the 12th to 13th, think the people there were so shocked that they forgot to encrypt their program and the Ultra Blue Channel was through the whole night FTA
At that time my Humax 5100 could open only FTA programs.
Bern
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BUNTER
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Jul 30
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, 2003, 6:59pm
and look at bern now he knows more than me(that ain`t that hard unlike me):lol:
regards,
bri
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Hokey
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Jul 31
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, 2003, 8:21am
Oh, Mr Bunter, you corrupted that man's mind!
Only kidding.
Hokey.
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BUNTER
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Jul 31
st
, 2003, 11:57am
nah m8 not me he was corrupted long before he met me,you see hes German
to bernd
from the "scottish neep heed"
(private joke)
regards,
brian
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Hokey
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, 2003, 8:19am
Oh, I see, m8, then that's all right, then!
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Sandman
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Aug 6
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, 2003, 2:13pm
I love porn. Porn and footie are the lifeblood of satellite TV. Even those who don't admit it, watch it. And there's still loads of the lovely stuff left!
Check this one, lads, found it two days ago:
http://www.ultimatetvguide.com/chooser.html
Lovely jubbly
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Aug 7
th
, 2003, 4:28pm
Hi Dear Hokey
Good Evening
I agree with you on every corner, I also become an idiot
during 2000 when I purchased an original subscription
Card of "XNET TV" (Hotbird 13e) and spent USD.206 + USD.65 (shipping charges) unfortunately the subscript
-ion was dis-continued in the middle (within 6 months)
since then I am trying to have some Satellite
Knowledge. Still I am
about my 6 months subscript-
ion
.
With best regards/wishes
Mumtaz Rizvi
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Never say good bye always say bye if you will, you will never see them again.
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Hokey
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Aug 7
th
, 2003, 7:50pm
@Mumtaz...I think there's a fair amount of us blokes who fell victim to dodgy satellite cards. That's why I went in for programmable cards. I was sick of being ripped off.
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Hokey
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Aug 7
th
, 2003, 7:56pm
@Sandman...hey, isn't this old boiler that "blonde"
woman who used to present Tusen En Nact on TV1000 (porn)?
Oh, dear me, the terrible days of D2Mac......
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