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MY THOUGHTS ON SATELLITE PORN (Read 6832 times)
Hokey
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MY THOUGHTS ON SATELLITE PORN
Jul 28th, 2003, 12:20pm
 
God, it's ages since I watched Ultra Blue, Sex View and SCT.
Who remembers their schedules? Ultra Blue was the best; they had all the kinky stuff on like transsexuals and big black *****. Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
SCT and Sex View were the worst. SCT showed crappy videos recorded on a Betamax video, and Sex View only showed compilations from the early 1990s.
But people used to and still do, pay for this rubbish. I think a good porn channel should show at least 5 new films per week, or else they're just taking the mick of out of subscribers.
Having that said Ultra Blue was a good adult channel, I must admit it got to a stage when I used to put the video on at 8pm, set it to LP and forget about it until the morning.
When I'd get up, I'd have my breakfast and think about the tape! Grin
It was always disappointing. I could whiz through six hours of porn filth in ten minutes.
There is only a certain amount of satellite sex I can take, unless there is humour attached.
Hokey. Grin
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BUNTER
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Reply #1 - Jul 28th, 2003, 1:18pm
 
another member who knows and tells how it was we both got into sat tv, if there was no porn I do not think I would have got in to this subject matter at all 8) 8) 8)
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Reply #2 - Jul 28th, 2003, 4:22pm
 
Hi M8's
 
Still prefer the old confession films and carry on collection, good clean fun and use your imagination.
 
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Hokey
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Reply #3 - Jul 28th, 2003, 5:31pm
 
Surely it cannot cost a lot for the likes of Sex View and SCT to provide a decent schedule, though. Movies can't be that expensive to show, surely.
The way the current crop of adult channels stands, I would never pay for an official subscription. I was ripped off once with Eros TV which was on air for two months, yet I paid up front 130 for a 12 month subscription. I felt a complete idiot. :'(
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Reply #4 - Jul 28th, 2003, 10:26pm
 
And as they say: The last sucker isn't born yet. Grin
 
gorth 8) 8) 8)
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Reply #5 - Jul 30th, 2003, 12:33pm
 
@Gorth, yeah, there is a very long queue of suckers paying 150 to see what Sex View is like. Shocked
I pity them. Grin
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Reply #6 - Jul 30th, 2003, 3:49pm
 
Smiley also on me, it was on of the reasons why satellite thing became a really nice hobby to me.
Once there was a guy, i met him first in the public news net, later he emailed me: "U want to know how it goes with porn on satellites? I show U the way how thousands of porn channels sounds to U!!!" .... and this guy was Our honest Mr. Bunter from Aberdeen.  8) 8) 8) I've to thank him very much. In the first time he was my personal teacher about all the difficult satellite things. and  i know i was such astonished as i heard the first time about "auto updating goldcards".
another thing is a little anecdote about the Ultra Blue channel (i my opinion the very best of all of them): the night after september eleven, it was the 12th to 13th, think the people there were so shocked that they forgot to encrypt their program and the Ultra Blue Channel was through the whole night FTA  lips sealed lips sealed
At that time my Humax 5100 could open only FTA programs.
 Wink Cheesy
Bern
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Reply #7 - Jul 30th, 2003, 6:59pm
 
and look at bern now he knows more than me(that ain`t that hard unlike me):lol:
 
regards,
bri Roll Eyes
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Hokey
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Reply #8 - Jul 31st, 2003, 8:21am
 
Oh, Mr Bunter, you corrupted  that man's mind! Shocked Shocked Shocked
 
Only kidding. Wink
 
Hokey. Grin
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Reply #9 - Jul 31st, 2003, 11:57am
 
nah m8 not me he was corrupted long before he met me,you see hes German Grin Grin Grin Grin
 
to bernd
from the "scottish neep heed"
 
(private joke)
 
regards,
brian
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Hokey
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Reply #10 - Aug 2nd, 2003, 8:19am
 
Oh, I see, m8, then that's all right, then! Grin
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Reply #11 - Aug 6th, 2003, 2:13pm
 
I love porn. Porn and footie are the lifeblood of satellite TV. Even those who don't admit it, watch it. And there's still loads of the lovely stuff left!
 
Check this one, lads, found it two days ago:
 
http://www.ultimatetvguide.com/chooser.html
 
Lovely jubbly  Grin Cheesy
 
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Reply #12 - Aug 7th, 2003, 4:28pm
 
Hi Dear Hokey
 
Good Evening
 
I agree with you on every corner, I also become an idiot
during 2000 when I purchased an original subscription
Card of "XNET TV" (Hotbird 13e) and spent USD.206 + USD.65 (shipping charges) unfortunately the subscript
-ion was dis-continued in the middle (within 6 months)
since then I am trying to have some Satellite  
Knowledge. Still I am  Sad about my 6 months subscript-
ion  Grin.
 
With best regards/wishes
 
Mumtaz Rizvi  Smiley
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Hokey
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Reply #13 - Aug 7th, 2003, 7:50pm
 
@Mumtaz...I think there's a fair amount of us blokes who fell victim to dodgy satellite cards. That's why I went in for programmable cards. I was sick  of being ripped off. Smiley
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Reply #14 - Aug 7th, 2003, 7:56pm
 
@Sandman...hey, isn't this old boiler that "blonde"  
woman who used to present Tusen En Nact on TV1000 (porn)? Roll Eyes

Oh, dear me, the terrible days of D2Mac...... Shocked Shocked
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