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Message started by Steve on Nov 22nd, 2004, 6:52pm

Title: Classic definition of "Sky Digital"
Post by Steve on Nov 22nd, 2004, 6:52pm

sky digital

britains subscription satellite tv service. Usually shortened to "sky".

over 7 million subscribers. Basically, this is the centre of every chav home, it would be incomplete without it.

This is the prime source of entertainment for a chav family whilst they let there dole money save up so they can buy another new tv from cash converters and a karaoke machine to shut little jimmy up.

"I am watching the simpsons on Sky"

"Whats on sky tonight dear?"

"I live in a tower block, have very little money and dont bother to feed my kids properly but i am happy to be robbed of 40 a month sky subscription"

Title: Re: Classic definition of "Sky Digital"
Post by blue604 on Nov 22nd, 2004, 9:31pm

               I wonder why everybody overlooks that channel that calls itself couldn't get a better name, pay for it with your terestial licence,pay for it again with a sub, and pay for it yet again next year when it gets repeated, and pay for it again the following year....etc,etc.
The great viewing public deserve to get fact there now shafting virgins in Scandanavia....but it never worked in America, as they have cracked the cards.
Clever sales or what?

Title: Re: Classic definition of "Sky Digital"
Post by locktightT on Nov 22nd, 2004, 9:43pm

Excellent m8, although I think the definition for a chav ( is even better!


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